{"title":"Home page","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"dumb-slut-patch","title":"Dumb Slut Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003e-- tldr; size of patch, type of fabric, no returns, provided cleaning instructions, can't replace lost packages so please choose tracked shipping if you're worried. --\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis listing is for one A\/B-grade quality hand-stamped patch of my \"Dumb Slut\" design. You will not get this exact patch pictured, but will get the exact design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e- - - More Info - - -\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith hand-stamped patches, imperfections are an expected and unavoidable part of the process. 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